Stuff I've Written

Combing the internet in its entirety can be a tad unwieldy. For this reason, I've created this page as a handy-dandy way to keep track of things I've published in one place or another. This way, my fan base (all three of you) can regain countless precious hours daily while having a convenient way to get to the stuff that you really, really, want to read.

Free Short Stories

• BUY-KU-MAN...FIGHT!
• The Jackalope
• K & T & The Sixteen Boxes
• Thank You, King Ickty-Ticktick-Ah-Ah

Essays on Writing

• I Do My Best Thinking When I'm A Whiny Bitch
• I’m Not Writing a Novel for NaNoWriMo, and That’s OK
• It's The Joy, Stupid
• The Place Where I Like To Write
• Stephen King Tastes Like Chicken

Miscellaneous

• 26 Reasons You Won't Read This List (a listicle)
• A Cat Limerick (a limerick)
• If I Had Been The Hobbit (a writing exercise where I rewrote a passage from a famous book)
• The Single Greatest Thing About Camping (an essay)
• It's The Joy, Stupid
• When I Became (a drabble)

Available on Amazon

THUNDERPANTS and Other Not-So-Super Heroes: 5 Very Short Stories of Adventure and Disappointment, includes the following:

• The Gun
• Thunderpants
• Supertechwriter
• Smashfancy and Electripixie
• Old Fred